For fun
Pat the Fly
Run. Fly. Be better than who you are.
The whitepaper promised a game. Here it is. Official $RUNFLY. Stomp squatters, bounce off Dave, don’t get cleavered by the Kebab King. Cyan portals go up. Pink portals go down. Play while Studio renders — it doesn’t spend tokens.
PatWanna play a game whilst you’re rendering? Thought so.
Click the game, then arrows / A D to move, Space to jump, hold X or Shift to fly.
On a phone, rotate if you need the buttons. Fullscreen-ish: open just the climb.
Why this exists
Value while you wait — and a promise kept.
Renders take a minute. Refreshing a progress bar is a personality. Pat is worse, and better. The climb is free, silly, and the same brand as the Video Engine — beer, bins, and a fly who should not be in charge.
It does not pay $RUNFLY, it does not stake, and it does not affect your job. Close the tab whenever the cuts are ready.
GPU still cooking?
Back to Studio when the clips land. Pat will wait. Judgementally.